Thursday, August 21, 2008

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum

Friday, August 15, 2008

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum

Thursday, July 27, 2006


You may have not noticed a lack of posting for while, apart from that last one.

I've been very busy hunting far and wide for large things to report.

Here's what I found...

Booker T &the MGs. And Bruno's Organ

I was driving to the dentist one sunny day, enjoying a bit of Booker T and the MGs, when my enjoyment of the Hammond organ stylings were disturbed by a barely perceptible but horrible warbling sound. As I tried not to crash I gradually realised what was happening... The cheap and horrible kids keyboard Hels had bought me for my "Bruno from Fame" fancy-dress costume had chosen that time to switch itself on in the boot of my car and was playing all its demo tunes at manic speed. "London Bridge is Falling Down" and "Happy Birthday" were clashing with all those nice tunes about onions. Spooky.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Song Dong Makes City Out of Biscuits


Saturday, November 19, 2005

Ahaaaar Me Hearties!

Possibly the best Accordian/Saw/Typewriter Pyrate Dance Band I've ever heard. They sing songs about drinking rum and slitting throats, and do a fine version of a traditional tune called 'Moonshiner'. Go to their website where you can dowload their tunes for freee.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Banjo Joke

Q: What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?

A: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

(Except Rence)

I'm home. I have mostly been playing banjo and drinking too much bitter. If anyone can let me and Dan know what we got up to on Sunday night we'd be grateful/mortified.

Oh, and I've taken up pig-wrestling

Thursday, March 31, 2005


Here's a link to some photos of big people, little people, normal-sized people, normal-sized vegetables, and facial hair.