The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra

Yes, I'm bored, and I've decided you need to know about the 1VVO, as their true fans probably don't call them.

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Crap Green Parrot

Thanks to Marvin for introducing me to this wonderful creature:

It's a parrot that looks like an owl, but which cannot fly. It can hop like a sparrow and growl like a dog. And it has a smell unlike anything else in the world - except perhaps the smell of flowers or honey!

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Kakapo!